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I’d like to grow up to be an internet ho
I used to want to work for NASA, still wish I could, actually. I’m a near genius according to standardized testing, so I probably could’ve. I wanted to be a lawyer, a neuroscientist, a radio dj. A million things, but never a teacher. And never a cam girl. “When I grow up I’d like to…
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Our Story Begins
I guess I’d better start now, or I never will. It’s 5:00 pm and I have yet to sit down. I’ve thrown off work clothes, posed for nudes in new lingerie and posted my thumbs off on Reddit, after an 8 hour shift teaching, but I haven’t sat down. If it’s ever going to get…